<Sak> Ragu strode into town on a horse half as horny as he was. And the horse was really horny.
<Sak> Sak looked outside the salloon and took a swig of Moonshine.
<Sak> Ragu went inside of the bar.
<Sak> “Hey,” he said (confidently) to Sak, “I'm a cowboy. You wanna do it?”
<Sak> Sak nodded. “Fuck yeah, dude. I do. I do want to do it with you.”
<Sak> Ragu started boning Sak. Right there. On the table.
<Sak> “Awwww yehhhhh,” Ragu proclaimed.
<Sak> “Fuck yeah! We're doing it!” Sak also proclaimed.
<Sak> They finished up.
<Sak> “Hey cowboy,” Sak said. “Don't forget your badge.”
<Sak> He knew the badge was a fake cowboy badge all along.
<Sak> ~fin~

<Sak> Fen got out of the shower. He had paid careful attention whilst washing his nuts this time.
<Sak> “Whoa, your nuts are really clean,” Brooke said. “Your pubes look beautiful.”
<Sak> ~fin~